Ok – here’s just a little food for thought – please don’t send me crap saying I’m going to hell because of this –
Anyway – so I was joking with some girlfriends last night about this “troller” we saw sitting at the bar trying to pick up women. Actually he picked up a few right away and they were buying him drinks. I enjoyed their performance myself. The way he’d laugh at their jokes, the way they’d give him a subtle rub on the arm or leg. The way he’d brush his hair out of his eye. It was comical on many desperate levels. It was like they were working through scenes of “How to Pick Up a Bar Whore 101”.
So that led to more jokes upon jokes and I busted out with “Hell I’m about ready to pay for it myself just so I can get some.” Ok well that was pretty much a joke. But then…. Tick tock tick tock… I started thinking about it. I was going to add on to that, “well depends on who it was with and what kind of discount I got” but I decided to leave it alone. But let’s be serious. I don’t pick up guys in a bar – for many reasons, some of which I would hope are obvious ones. I mean yes, if I really wanted sex, I could probably go find some relatively easily. Granted my choices are much slimmer now than they were in my glory days, but whatever. Soooo then that got me thinking, hell if really just wanted sex, it would totally make sense to pay for it. I mean if the “sex” is the thing I’m after, it means I don’t have to worry about some schmucks personality or what he does for a living, or mental health for that matter. What I really need is someone who knows what the hell they were doing, and who would better know than a professional!!!
Am I right??? Seriously – if I’m going to get one good screw, why would I waste it on some guy who is probably drunk and could be like the one-minute-man!?!? Maybe he’s lacking in size or girth. I mean if I’m getting a one shot sex deal, why waste it? I’d be smart to put my one shot to good use. Make sure I get my money’s worth right! Hell, I wanna guy that can last longer than me and maybe even do some damn tricks!!! Who would I want… Tweedle-Dee over Tweedle-DAMN!
So – in reality – I’m probably not going to be paying for sex any time soon – but I just thought that I posed an interesting question and wondered if anyone else had something to add to my very one sided conversation!
