Kristen Stewart Comment Mentioned by Nobody Important

ok so everyone has put in their two cents regarding our poor and precious KStew - and now it's my turn. this really is more about the act of "fucking up" than just about Kristen - but i love me some K so I wanted to let her know "Baby it's ok - i forgive you!"
so KStew apparently made a comment about how seeing the invasive pictures the papz take of her makes her think about how someone feels being raped (please don't quote me on that comment because i don't know it word-for-word, but you get the gist).
anyway - so of course everyone was in a huff about it and all bashing Kristen about how insensitive she is and blah blah blah.
1 - here's the thing people - everyone fucks up at some point - so get the hell over it.
2 - believe it or not, there is a verbal filter that usually takes place from the time our brain starts to think and the time that thought leaves our mouth. and sometimes - that filter doesn't do a good job.
what happens in our brains will never make sense to anyone else. there are a billion freaking things jumping around in there like little fleas on crack. somehow - if we plan on communicating with someone else, we've got to manage to get those damn fleas to settle down and form something that makes sense. well this isn't always easily done.
sometimes - we can't find the proper words to express what our little flea thoughts are trying to convey to the listener. so when someone asks us a question and we're trying to answer it, we grasp at all the billions of little jumping fleas on crack thoughts and make them into something understandable. believe it or not, sometimes there just aren't words to express what we feel, so we take the closest things we can think of and spit them out.
oh so sad but oh so true.
Little KStew was not trying to minimize the tragedy of rape - she wasn't trying to say that rape victims feel nothing but like their picture is being taken - what I think she was trying to say is.... ahhh see - i can't tell you what she was trying to say because i have no right to interpret her thoughts. nobody does.
just like right now - i'm trying to tell you how i feel, and you may or may not get it - but you have no right to judge me - you could say that because i refuse to capitalize a sentence means that i have limited education and i'm probably mentally challenged - truth is, i have to capitalize freaking sentences every damn day and make sure my punctuation is accurate, etc. so when i get home - i don't fucking care if the i's are dotted or the t's are crossed. does it really hurt anyone?

so basically what i'm saying is get the fuck over yourself and leave Kristen Steward alone.
:)

I Only Want The Good Stuff!

Ok – here’s just a little food for thought – please don’t send me crap saying I’m going to hell because of this –

Anyway – so I was joking with some girlfriends last night about this “troller” we saw sitting at the bar trying to pick up women. Actually he picked up a few right away and they were buying him drinks. I enjoyed their performance myself. The way he’d laugh at their jokes, the way they’d give him a subtle rub on the arm or leg. The way he’d brush his hair out of his eye. It was comical on many desperate levels. It was like they were working through scenes of “How to Pick Up a Bar Whore 101”.

So that led to more jokes upon jokes and I busted out with “Hell I’m about ready to pay for it myself just so I can get some.” Ok well that was pretty much a joke. But then…. Tick tock tick tock… I started thinking about it. I was going to add on to that, “well depends on who it was with and what kind of discount I got” but I decided to leave it alone. But let’s be serious. I don’t pick up guys in a bar – for many reasons, some of which I would hope are obvious ones. I mean yes, if I really wanted sex, I could probably go find some relatively easily. Granted my choices are much slimmer now than they were in my glory days, but whatever. Soooo then that got me thinking, hell if really just wanted sex, it would totally make sense to pay for it. I mean if the “sex” is the thing I’m after, it means I don’t have to worry about some schmucks personality or what he does for a living, or mental health for that matter. What I really need is someone who knows what the hell they were doing, and who would better know than a professional!!!

Am I right??? Seriously – if I’m going to get one good screw, why would I waste it on some guy who is probably drunk and could be like the one-minute-man!?!? Maybe he’s lacking in size or girth. I mean if I’m getting a one shot sex deal, why waste it? I’d be smart to put my one shot to good use. Make sure I get my money’s worth right! Hell, I wanna guy that can last longer than me and maybe even do some damn tricks!!! Who would I want… Tweedle-Dee over Tweedle-DAMN!

So – in reality – I’m probably not going to be paying for sex any time soon – but I just thought that I posed an interesting question and wondered if anyone else had something to add to my very one sided conversation!

Why FanFic is Full of Shit

ok - i haven't been on in a long ass time - mostly because everytime i have something to say, i'm nowhere near a computer! then by the time i get home - yadda yadda yadda it's all gone!
so anyway i've been addicted to this fanfic thing for a few months now. the claim is that people can post stories on there - etc etc - well like recently fanfic started yanking the good juicy stories - the ones with lots of sexy in them! well what the hell? now - here is my point of debate. they can say they pulled them for excessive sex whatever - but these aren't "new" stories - we're talking stories that have like 50+ - 60+ chapters to them. if it were true that they were concerned about the sex scenes wouldn't they have discovered those in the first 20 chapters?? They let a fucking complete piece of material be pulled - hello it was complete!?! you're such fucking idiots - ok the very first line in their "guidelines" says - "fanfixxx does not filter content and is an open system that trusts the writer's judgement" - well in fine print it says that they don't accept MA content. well isn't that filtering? whatever - i'm just very pissed that they'd let a story go on for so long and then decide to pull it - that doesn't make a bit of sense. if you want to have a "teen" only site, then make one - but don't act like anyone can post anything and then pull it. and it's not like this is something that all the sudden a few people want to do - 99% of the stories i read have major lemons - that's why i read them - so it's not like there are one or two bad apples trying to spoil the bunch.
so whatever - fanfic is a bullshit site and i just think it's stupid as hell so there!